Are you calling me a couch surfer? Please. If I'm already up this late, I'm looking to lose a few hours in a more fun way than sleep.

[There's an immediate roll of his eyes at that even as he's letting himself be pushed off now, moving to stand and streeeeetch his legs back out.

As for the adventure:]

There's a neat rumor that I heard about the bridge closer to the cemetery. A very busy spot for jumpers, apparently. History says someone got hanged there once?

Might as well have a look.