I already went through all your stuff. No spare thongs in sight.

[ I mean she had to keep herself entertained while he was asleep? Zero continues munching contentedly as she walks further into the room and sits on the edge of the bed. Or rather, sits on his legs. ]

And no, I didn't empty your fridge. Just your milk– and all the other shit I felt like eating. It's been awhile since I've had salami that does't taste like latex.

[ She jumps slightly, if only in the name of causing discomfort. ]

Still hungry though– how bout' some real breakfast lover boy?