[mikazuki waits for this inevitable tiny stab moment that tsurumaru entirely deserves

but he looks thoughtful at that before glancing around.... and finding an attendant who looks their age, and he makes a beckoning gesture. he probably only gets away with it because he's so pretty]

Excuse me, but where do you shop for your clothes when you are not at work? I promise I will keep it a secret from your manager.

[BRAND LOYALTY CAN DISAPPEAR FOR A SECOND]