buzen will just pause then, pulling away just so he can try to find it - ] Oh, yeah...
[he'll reach for itsuki's hand to lead him even though it's like 3 feet away? but it's fine. buzen will just lift up the dangly earrings in his hand, they're probably just really sturdy clip-ons]
buzen smiles into the kiss, a little amused at that. he lets his arms loop around itsuki’s waist to encourage him closer as he gives him a simply absurd amount of kisses
buzen looks around to see if there’s a clock somewhere in the room
he’s clearly torn between it’s true that it’s right before showtime but itsuki didn’t answer the question and yet it was still obvious what he wants so
does he have to tap into something abstract and philosophical, like the philosophy of 'don't be horny'... he spent all of pre-concert promising kotegiri that he would be helpful and now he's just gonna be a slut? character development is itsuki learning uno guilt. mikazuki asked him to be someone he can rely on, does that include being horny pre-concert,
he hugs buzen]
No, we can't. Your make-up... I need to fix it...
[he sounds so sad, itsuki is struggling so hard and for what]
[that's forever -- it's really not -- that's forever........ 😩😩😩
squeeze.... and he'll very reluctantly let go so he can focus properly and fix buzen's make-up.]
Just one last thing...
[he tugs down buzen's turtleneck so he can suck at the skin there, hard enough to leave a bright red love bite, then steps back so he can admire his handiwork! if he can't be horny then he can be horny in other ways!!!]
[buzen's flustered face....... nooooo he said he wouldn't be horny........................
he'll distract himself with this very funny question]
Hmm... What if it's both? The selfless part of me wants to see you off... And the impatient part can't wait for you to come back to me.
[he tilts his head and leans in, except instead of kissing buzen and ruining his lipstick YET AGAIN, he gently nips at his earlobe, careful to avoid the clip-on.]
[hE KEEPS BEING TEASED!!! itsuki left him a love bite and now he's nipping at his ear.... buzen's eyes narrow a little bit even as he leans in to press their foreheads together instead,]
I'll look out for you then. Keep your eyes on me and enjoy the show, okay?
[buzen does not realize the psychic damage that yellow sac spider will inflict]
[so sad that he has to fix it bc buzen with smeared lipstick is a sexy look too but he'll be good and reapply it properly on buzen's ikemen face,]
Okay, now we're really done. Shall we go?
[he'll follow buzen all the way to the curtain... that way he can say good luck to the other swords that are now allowed to exist in itsuki's domestic bubble paradise]
[buzen will be good for the reapply.... and resist giving itsuki another kissy to mess it up again. maybe if they had more time. instead he just laughs and offers out his hand]
Mm, let's go.
[and now it'll be SHOW TIME!!!!! buzen will do his one on one fanservice and blow itsuki a kiss before he heads out for the actual performance
itsuki's seen titillating and sexy performances before but this is beyond titillating this is just like straight up horny. imagine if buzen didn't warn him about the gradual stripping!! wow!! what would itsuki's life be like if he didn't!!
actually it doesn't matter what his life would be like because he's still suffering anyway? yellow sac spider starts playing and itsuki's like `yellow sac WHAT' but it doesn't matter because buzen's singing something like 'DO ME LIKE THIS LOVE ME LIKE THAT' WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
anyway itsuki is truly the horny grip meme right now it's incredible. there's a girl next to him that's waving her light stick so enthusiastically and for a single moment he feels a kinship with her. has he ever understood another person as much as he has in this moment? he thinks this as she leans in next to him and whispers
'karabuzen'
and for a moment itsuki's like ??? before realizing what this weird name combination means -- karabuzen... KARABUZEN??? (shouldn't that be buzenkara) WHERE?? HOW??? Itsuki sees love everywhere but he doesn't understand this particular pairing, light stick girl is officially dead to him
but before he can start a fight with an npc buzen strips down to his crop top and itsuki forgets everything besides this moment, oh god oh geezus there's a difference between seeing Buzen smile in a crop top at him vs Buzen running around energetically and dancing in a crop top. the difference here is so big that he has to think about it very deeply for the rest of this performance while lightstick girl and her friends talk about how cute buzen is and how perfect he'd be with kara.... HELL ON EARTH]
[anyway he'll come backstage as soon as the performance is over and very sweetly congratulate the other swords, ('you were very sexy out there, matsu' matsu: ???? ???) before just nyooming in to hug buzen, he's super sweaty but itsuki doesn't care if he doesn't hold buzen then he'll DIE!!]
Buzen...!
[HE'S HUGGING BUZEN AND HE FEELS LIKE HE'S GONNA DIE ANYWAY]
You were -- [spins roulette for words because his brain isn't functioning at the moment] amazing out there!
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buzen will just pause then, pulling away just so he can try to find it - ] Oh, yeah...
[he'll reach for itsuki's hand to lead him even though it's like 3 feet away? but it's fine. buzen will just lift up the dangly earrings in his hand, they're probably just really sturdy clip-ons]
These?
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Itsuki stares at these dangly clip on earrings like they're tsurumaru and buzen running into the room to surprise him,]
...Wow.
[he'll take them and hold them up to the light]
These are really dangerous...
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? ]
Eh? How? Do you want me to take them back?
[WHAT IF THE EARRINGS HURT ITSUKI]
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It's a good thing. [HE THINKS... the condition of his horny.... vs his jealousy is a long and passionate battle...
Anyway he'll carefully clip them on and then gently flick one with his finger,]
They make you look really sexy.
[immediately goes for more kisses]
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buzen smiles into the kiss, a little amused at that. he lets his arms loop around itsuki’s waist to encourage him closer as he gives him a simply absurd amount of kisses
when he pulls away it’s only to ask - ]
Do you want to have sex?
[DON’T BE SO DIRECT]
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Itsuki: ???? ??? god yes but ????]
We -- I don't think we have time to...?
[they definitely don't WHY DOES HE SOUND SO UNSURE WHEN HE KNOWS THIS]
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buzen looks around to see if there’s a clock somewhere in the room
he’s clearly torn between it’s true that it’s right before showtime but itsuki didn’t answer the question and yet it was still obvious what he wants so
dilemma (it’s really not that big of a dilemma)]
… maybe if we’re quick…
[which he
he’s not really against]
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I want to, but... I don't want to tire you out...?
[has,,,,
has buzen ever been tired after a quickie?]
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[has,,,,
has buzen ever NOT successfully pulled off a quickie?]
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[they can,,,
they can lock the door...............................]
4/4
ARE THERE...
ARE THERE ANY???
does he have to tap into something abstract and philosophical, like the philosophy of 'don't be horny'... he spent all of pre-concert promising kotegiri that he would be helpful and now he's just gonna be a slut? character development is itsuki learning uno guilt. mikazuki asked him to be someone he can rely on, does that include being horny pre-concert,
he hugs buzen]
No, we can't. Your make-up... I need to fix it...
[he sounds so sad, itsuki is struggling so hard and for what]
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buzen is just trying really hard not to laugh as he watches itsuki just. go through it. over a quickie
he hugs him back gently……………………]
Okay, then after.
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squeeze.... and he'll very reluctantly let go so he can focus properly and fix buzen's make-up.]
Just one last thing...
[he tugs down buzen's turtleneck so he can suck at the skin there, hard enough to leave a bright red love bite, then steps back so he can admire his handiwork! if he can't be horny then he can be horny in other ways!!!]
There, all done.
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buzen flusters a little under the attention, caught off-guard]
I can’t tell if you’re impatient or making a really selfless choice…
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he'll distract himself with this very funny question]
Hmm... What if it's both? The selfless part of me wants to see you off... And the impatient part can't wait for you to come back to me.
[he tilts his head and leans in, except instead of kissing buzen and ruining his lipstick YET AGAIN, he gently nips at his earlobe, careful to avoid the clip-on.]
Good luck, Buzen. I'll be cheering you on.
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I'll look out for you then. Keep your eyes on me and enjoy the show, okay?
[buzen does not realize the psychic damage that yellow sac spider will inflict]
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forehead bump... soft,]
I won't look away for even a second.
[he's gonna regret those words so much later.... for now he'll pick up buzen's jacket and hold it out for him to put on,]
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ok anyway,]
Hah, thanks.
[FINALLY he will then go and shrug on the jacket. he buttons up the bottom of it, tilting his head]
It looks good as new! You did a great job, Suki. And so quick!
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Right? I'm pretty good at stuff like this. [his journey to be a malewife is paying off...] Why don't you leave the sewing up to me from now on?
[we're really gonna shove kotegiri aside for domestic rights huh]
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buzen just tilts his head]
Sure, if you don't mind... [POOR KOTEGIRI] I'll try not to tear things up too much, though. Mm - do I need to have makeup done again...?
[if they're not gonna bang they're
still running short on time so,]
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[so sad that he has to fix it bc buzen with smeared lipstick is a sexy look too but he'll be good and reapply it properly on buzen's ikemen face,]
Okay, now we're really done. Shall we go?
[he'll follow buzen all the way to the curtain... that way he can say good luck to the other swords that are now allowed to exist in itsuki's domestic bubble paradise]
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Mm, let's go.
[and now it'll be SHOW TIME!!!!! buzen will do his one on one fanservice and blow itsuki a kiss before he heads out for the actual performance
it's sexier than it has to be,]
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itsuki heads to a spot where he can watch the performance! he's gonna have a great time! yeah!]
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so much sexier
than it has to be
itsuki's seen titillating and sexy performances before but this is beyond titillating this is just like straight up horny. imagine if buzen didn't warn him about the gradual stripping!! wow!! what would itsuki's life be like if he didn't!!
actually it doesn't matter what his life would be like because he's still suffering anyway? yellow sac spider starts playing and itsuki's like `yellow sac WHAT' but it doesn't matter because buzen's singing something like 'DO ME LIKE THIS LOVE ME LIKE THAT' WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
anyway itsuki is truly the horny grip meme right now it's incredible. there's a girl next to him that's waving her light stick so enthusiastically and for a single moment he feels a kinship with her. has he ever understood another person as much as he has in this moment? he thinks this as she leans in next to him and whispers
'karabuzen'
and for a moment itsuki's like ??? before realizing what this weird name combination means -- karabuzen... KARABUZEN??? (shouldn't that be buzenkara) WHERE?? HOW??? Itsuki sees love everywhere but he doesn't understand this particular pairing, light stick girl is officially dead to him
but before he can start a fight with an npc buzen strips down to his crop top and itsuki forgets everything besides this moment, oh god oh geezus there's a difference between seeing Buzen smile in a crop top at him vs Buzen running around energetically and dancing in a crop top. the difference here is so big that he has to think about it very deeply for the rest of this performance while lightstick girl and her friends talk about how cute buzen is and how perfect he'd be with kara.... HELL ON EARTH]
3/3 help
Buzen...!
[HE'S HUGGING BUZEN AND HE FEELS LIKE HE'S GONNA DIE ANYWAY]
You were -- [spins roulette for words because his brain isn't functioning at the moment] amazing out there!
[YEAH!!! yeah........ yeah.........]
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