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[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[it's so difficult and it's only gonna get worse from here

Itsuki stares at these dangly clip on earrings like they're tsurumaru and buzen running into the room to surprise him,]


...Wow.

[he'll take them and hold them up to the light]

These are really dangerous...
nightchild: (KAWINK)

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-23 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
[his lip immediately starts twitching as he shakes his head]

It's a good thing. [HE THINKS... the condition of his horny.... vs his jealousy is a long and passionate battle...

Anyway he'll carefully clip them on and then gently flick one with his finger,]


They make you look really sexy.

[immediately goes for more kisses]
nightchild: (then sakuya kills him in this cg)

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-23 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[HELP

Itsuki: ???? ??? god yes but ????]


We -- I don't think we have time to...?

[they definitely don't WHY DOES HE SOUND SO UNSURE WHEN HE KNOWS THIS]
nightchild: (?? why do my icons look different)

1/

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-23 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[itsuki slides his hands down to the bare skin beneath buzen's crop top to show how much he's against this idea, hateful]

I want to, but... I don't want to tire you out...?

[has,,,,

has buzen ever been tired after a quickie?]
nightchild: (sweats)

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-23 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Or make you late...

[has,,,,

has buzen ever NOT successfully pulled off a quickie?]
nightchild: (LIKE THEY'RE DIFFERENT COLORS??)

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-23 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Or have someone accidentally walk in on us...




[they can,,,


they can lock the door...............................]
nightchild: (stawp)

4/4

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-23 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHAT OTHER REASONS




ARE THERE...

ARE THERE ANY???

does he have to tap into something abstract and philosophical, like the philosophy of 'don't be horny'... he spent all of pre-concert promising kotegiri that he would be helpful and now he's just gonna be a slut? character development is itsuki learning uno guilt. mikazuki asked him to be someone he can rely on, does that include being horny pre-concert,




he hugs buzen]


No, we can't. Your make-up... I need to fix it...

[he sounds so sad, itsuki is struggling so hard and for what]
nightchild: (when will i use this: never)

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-23 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[that's forever -- it's really not -- that's forever........ 😩😩😩

squeeze.... and he'll very reluctantly let go so he can focus properly and fix buzen's make-up.]


Just one last thing...

[he tugs down buzen's turtleneck so he can suck at the skin there, hard enough to leave a bright red love bite, then steps back so he can admire his handiwork! if he can't be horny then he can be horny in other ways!!!]

There, all done.
nightchild: (is this the face of a liar)

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-23 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[buzen's flustered face....... nooooo he said he wouldn't be horny........................

he'll distract himself with this very funny question]


Hmm... What if it's both? The selfless part of me wants to see you off... And the impatient part can't wait for you to come back to me.

[he tilts his head and leans in, except instead of kissing buzen and ruining his lipstick YET AGAIN, he gently nips at his earlobe, careful to avoid the clip-on.]

Good luck, Buzen. I'll be cheering you on.
nightchild: (when will i use this: never)

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-24 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[there will be so much psychic damage inflicted on itsuki the teasing he's doing now will be NOTHING in COMPARISON,

forehead bump... soft,]


I won't look away for even a second.

[he's gonna regret those words so much later.... for now he'll pick up buzen's jacket and hold it out for him to put on,]
nightchild: (chinhands)

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-24 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Itsuki is grinning like a FOOL because he is enjoying the domestic vibe of this moment,]

Right? I'm pretty good at stuff like this. [his journey to be a malewife is paying off...] Why don't you leave the sewing up to me from now on?

[we're really gonna shove kotegiri aside for domestic rights huh]
nightchild: (alexa play mariah carey)

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-24 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Just your lipstick. Here,

[so sad that he has to fix it bc buzen with smeared lipstick is a sexy look too but he'll be good and reapply it properly on buzen's ikemen face,]

Okay, now we're really done. Shall we go?

[he'll follow buzen all the way to the curtain... that way he can say good luck to the other swords that are now allowed to exist in itsuki's domestic bubble paradise]
nightchild: (im laughing but also crying inside prob)

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-24 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[oh... a kwiss from buzen....... he's so cute..................






itsuki heads to a spot where he can watch the performance! he's gonna have a great time! yeah!]
nightchild: (f e a r)

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-24 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[this is





so much sexier


than it has to be

itsuki's seen titillating and sexy performances before but this is beyond titillating this is just like straight up horny. imagine if buzen didn't warn him about the gradual stripping!! wow!! what would itsuki's life be like if he didn't!!

actually it doesn't matter what his life would be like because he's still suffering anyway? yellow sac spider starts playing and itsuki's like `yellow sac WHAT' but it doesn't matter because buzen's singing something like 'DO ME LIKE THIS LOVE ME LIKE THAT' WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

anyway itsuki is truly the horny grip meme right now it's incredible. there's a girl next to him that's waving her light stick so enthusiastically and for a single moment he feels a kinship with her. has he ever understood another person as much as he has in this moment? he thinks this as she leans in next to him and whispers

'karabuzen'

and for a moment itsuki's like ??? before realizing what this weird name combination means -- karabuzen... KARABUZEN??? (shouldn't that be buzenkara) WHERE?? HOW??? Itsuki sees love everywhere but he doesn't understand this particular pairing, light stick girl is officially dead to him

but before he can start a fight with an npc buzen strips down to his crop top and itsuki forgets everything besides this moment, oh god oh geezus there's a difference between seeing Buzen smile in a crop top at him vs Buzen running around energetically and dancing in a crop top. the difference here is so big that he has to think about it very deeply for the rest of this performance while lightstick girl and her friends talk about how cute buzen is and how perfect he'd be with kara.... HELL ON EARTH]
nightchild: (when will i use this: never)

3/3 help

[personal profile] nightchild 2022-04-24 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[anyway he'll come backstage as soon as the performance is over and very sweetly congratulate the other swords, ('you were very sexy out there, matsu' matsu: ???? ???) before just nyooming in to hug buzen, he's super sweaty but itsuki doesn't care if he doesn't hold buzen then he'll DIE!!]

Buzen...!

[HE'S HUGGING BUZEN AND HE FEELS LIKE HE'S GONNA DIE ANYWAY]

You were -- [spins roulette for words because his brain isn't functioning at the moment] amazing out there!

[YEAH!!! yeah........ yeah.........]

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