meme || call me out

[sunshowered]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

✪ refer to the list above for active muses. ✪ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ✪ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ✪ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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[idiosyncrasies]

...Well, as of lately?

[ The civilian Bruce Wayne decided to fund Batman, Inc. so there's that. And made it very public. And still managed to hide his identity as Batman. ]

Superman is... some people would say he has an ego. [ He's kind of one of Dick's idols, but the guy has his moments. ] It's probably justified.

[webswinger]

... Are you for real? Who've you got?

[He totally doesn't understand where this guy is even from. What kind of city promotes this kind of thing? Peter has to deal with slander every time he so much as turns on the TV-]

Yep, called it. He's totally full of himself. How can you not be when you force people to call you 'super' every time they say your name?

[idiosyncrasies]

Bruce Wayne, Gotham's very own Paris Hilton.

[ THAT'S A LIE because Dick is the Paris Hilton of Gotham. He was even called that once. ]

...I don't think that's how it worked out, but he is pretty super. [ fanboy alert. ] The Metropolis papers are all over him.

[webswinger]

.... Never heard of Bruce Wayne, never heard of Gotham but alright. Paris Hilton. Except I assume Bruce wears less pink and miniskirts but if he doesn't whatever, I don't judge-

[Yes, he can feel the fanboy radiating off of you - but just going to roll his eyes. Not that. You can see.]

Uh-huh. Only good things for Superman, I'm assuming.

[idiosyncrasies]

[ Oh. Now that is a scarring image. His adoptive father in pink. Pink is too nice of a colour for someone like Bruce. ]

I don't know. Everyone loves a scandal. One about Superman? It's always popular. [ He wants to say 'especially when he loses his cool' but saying something like that in public probably isn't cool. Another thing he would say is 'might even be true' in a joking manner, but Batman doesn't joke. Often. ] Either way, not an original name. Less so than us animals, even.

[webswinger]

[Hey, then don't say Paris Hilton-

But then Peter is just sighing and shrugging.]

Yeah. I mean, I have no one else to compare - villains aren't much better. Last one I heard of was going around called The Lizard but I definitely preferred Godzilla. Didn't catch on.

[idiosyncrasies]

[ He's outright cringing at that. The Lizard. ]

I'm suddenly reminded of Manbat.

[ And that there's a criminal at their feet while they idly chit chat. Whatever, he can wait. Damian should be proud, at least. What a joke, Damian's never proud of him. Or at least doesn't like to show it. ]

[webswinger]

[ . . . Peter is silent for a long while at that.]

Please tell me that was a poorly executed joke. No one actually calls themselves that-

[Yeah it would seem that the police are taking their sweet time showing up to the scene. Peter's kind of just waiting at this point. He doesn't have that many superbuddies so why not chat a bit?]

[idiosyncrasies]

[ Batman doesn't joke. ]

It's not a joke.

[ His jokes would be executed with utmost precision and grace, okay. ]