【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 a roleplay meme to inspire muses.
✪ refer to the list above for active muses. ✪ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ✪ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ✪ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go.
'Well enough for me to appreciate new uniforms and to know that you're pretty good with a staff - no innuendo intended.'
Nnnnnoooo, doesn't sound that good.]
You... used to be my pilot? And I'm kind of a bad influence but for the record you were totally willing to come along on the infiltration with me - even if you were a mole for Fury the entire time.
Am I supposed to recap the whole Skrull thing too because I really don't have the details on that one.
[........yeah okay she's rolling her eyes at that.]
Clint, please. [PLS] I certainly haven't made any vampire enemies lately.
And I couldn't tell you. One second I was [doing things/secrety spy things] on a mission, the next I was in a SHIELD headquarters I'd never seen before.
no subject
'Well enough for me to appreciate new uniforms and to know that you're pretty good with a staff - no innuendo intended.'
Nnnnnoooo, doesn't sound that good.]
You... used to be my pilot? And I'm kind of a bad influence but for the record you were totally willing to come along on the infiltration with me - even if you were a mole for Fury the entire time.
Am I supposed to recap the whole Skrull thing too because I really don't have the details on that one.
no subject
That's her first thought. Because uh. No. She's so done with skrulls!!!
...Ahem. Right. So. Not married, not dating, she can work with that, that's so much less awkward.]
Oh, good. I can work with that.
[...uh.]
So, yeah. Hi, Clint. What's up?
[Bobbi he asked for answers, c'mon now.]
no subject
Yeah, I'm not feeling any better about this.
[His fingers may or may not be tightening around the grip of his bow again-]
What do you know exactly?
no subject
Lots of things. First and foremost, I'm definitely not from this universe.
...Even though the Skrull thing seems to keep happening to me and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
no subject
[In which case he has no idea what kind of universe she comes from and he's on edge all over again. Why did this happen to him?]
But hey, maybe Skrulls like the taste of your blood or something. [Clint, that's vampires.]
no subject
Clint, please. [PLS] I certainly haven't made any vampire enemies lately.
And I couldn't tell you. One second I was [doing things/secrety spy things] on a mission, the next I was in a SHIELD headquarters I'd never seen before.
If you've got explanations, I'm all ears.