[ is it really obvious... well. maybe. but hifumi's a total fucking catch despite being a irritant with or without the suit, and doppo's just... doppo. a man who looks, acts, and is the pretty much the epitome of being done in this godforsaken world --
and it's why all of this must be some kind of joke to him. hifumi just... can't be serious about wanting to get married like this. he just can't. ]
There's a difference between being friends for as long as you could remember and being married, dumbass. The latter's like... being roommates forever and over with one another. With a ring attached.
[ and hifumi deserves more than that!!! but ah well, the stupidass has a point. doppo's too tired to argue with hifumi at this point, his hands reaching up to hold hifumi's wrists to keep him there instead of pushing him off. it's still a wonder how hifumi's loud presence always manages to calm doppo down from a freakout but so long as he doesn't wear that suit, it'll all be fine.
he prefers this side of him any day. ]
...I'll just kill you in the morning. [ yaaawn ] Can't really complain with this bed, to be honest. It really is made for... you know.
[ for That. which is a total waste, in doppo's opinion. what good is a fucking bed if you don't sleep on it first thing? damn. ]
Aren't we going to be roommates forever? So we're halfway there!
[He'll say that much carelessly, even as he contentedly moves to curl around Doppo since the other man seems determined on keeping him there. That's okay, he doesn't mind - the closeness makes him hum a little happy note that reverberates in his chest, really. Even as Doppo goes on to talk about the bed and he just laughs again, even as he nudges his nose into the back of Doppo's head like an affectionate cat.]
Is your brain in the gutter, Doppo-kun? I'm blushing, you know? [he's not] But ah - if you're going to bed, you shouldn't do that in those clothes... It'll get suuuuper wrinkly!
[and he'll just try to wiggle his hands - not really trying to free them but like he's gonna reach for the buttons on doppo's shirt because hifumi wouldn't know shame or caution if it bit him in the ass,]
[ ROOMMATES FOREVER... that's not a bad arrangement at all, as far as doppo's concerned. doppo's willing to put up with hifumi, hifumi's all for having doppo's back - isn't that the whole point of marriage?
n-no. making it official is already anxiety-inducing. he'll just act normal about all this and remember to tack in the fact that they're "husband and husband" every once in a while. it's nothing different, like gently stroking the blond hair of this affectionate cat he calls his friend, as he usually does at home. "husband". whatever. ]
Mm, 'kay. [ he groggily gets up, letting hifumi slip this shirt off like how a mother does to her child. maybe they should've gone for that angle. ] Let's just. Stay here tomorrow. All day. Catch up on sleep.
[ so that hifumi won't have to wear that suit all day either. navigating their way out of the hotel alone to avoid all sort of women's going to be an adventure, doppo can already see it. add more unneeded drama in his life, why don't you. ]
[He looks a little doubtful at that even as he takes Doppo's shirt for him and moves to fold it - and he'll reluctantly pull away from his best friend in the whole wide world to go and put his shirt away. He'll keep up conversation even as he wanders over to the closet again - ]
If you really think you need it... but we have to go and see all the sights!! We didn't spend all that money just to stare at the ceiling all day, you know?! We could do that at home and—
Mm? What's this?
[a little gasp
the sounds of fabric shuffling and a zipper and
hifumi is still hopping out of one leg of his slacks as he appears from the closet, changed into just a silk bathrobe and holding another one on a hanger and waving it excitedly]
DoppoDoppoDoppo - look, look!! They gave us these! Complimentary! Come on, change! Get out of those clothes! It's sooooooo soft, you gotta feel!
[ DOPPO'S ALREADY SET TO NAP, HIFUMI... but fine, he's getting up, taking the bathrobe from hifumi's hands and
did he really strip off all his clothes. hhh, scrubs face. he's taking off his clothes to put it on, sure, but he's gonna run back to flop on the bed again for a rest!! in his underwear!!! it's what he deserves, dammit!
but oh man, this silky bathrobe combined with the fuwa-fuwa bed... this is truly heaven. doppo's going to deadass sleep on heaven itself. yes. ]
Perfect. Now we're talking - this is shaping up to be a real vacation!
[he hums happily even as he moves to pick up doppo's clothes and put them away!! he's gonna be meticulous about this because the room is so nice!!! he has to make sure it stays that way!
and then he's going to run back to bed and dive right in, snuggling riiiight in next to doppo because personal space doesn't exist]
Sweet dreams, hubby! ♥ [he's getting into this way too easily,
but he presses a quick kiss to the top of doppo's head before settling them both in for sleep because if doppo is gonna go to bed then so is hifumi!!]
[ aaaaaAH NO HE'S BEING TOO SWEET but doppo's already drifting off to sleep before he can register the sweet kiss on the forehead -
and sweet kisses come with sweet dreams, apparently. fast-forward to like, an hour and a half later, and doppo's... a lot more rested than he'd had in literal years, holy shit. he sits up in bed, rubbing at his eyes before looking down at his snoozing partner (husband) and -
uh. maybe he should play up the husband act too? hifumi's already gone overboard with this marriage schtick that he's all but playing for two at this point - still. it's not everyday he gets to see hifumi with such a peaceful expression on his face, so don't mind if he just... leans in for a peck on the cheek... there.
uwah, he's feeling it, the married life. it's sappy and gross as hell, and he's got to snap out of it pronto - ah, right. dinner. room service would do for now, as much as he'd rather want to go out to eat, but hifumi and his well-being should always come first, so. gotta be careful in not waking hifumi up so that he can sneak in a phonecall. yes. ]
[who knew all doppo needed to feel better was a silk robe and an hour and a half of sleep?? that said hifumi probably got no sleep on the plane whatsoever so he's down to snooze for a little bit longer than just an hour and a half. the peck on the cheek doesn't really get him to wake all the way up...
but the combination of that, plus doppo shifting around, manages to do the trick. he mumbles a little tiredly but is still stubbornly refusing to open his eyes even as his hands feel around for where the warm mass of his best friend went. he's definitely aiming to wrap his arms around doppo's middle before he gets too far
[ he's a simple man with simple needs in the end... 'sides, they are on vacation. hifumi's right, they shouldn't spend the entirety of it in this room. they're in freaking hawaii too, for fuck's sake.
but the sound of hifumi whining and his arms wrapping around his waist stops doppo in his tracks, thankful that hifumi's too groggy to note the redness in his face. did he wake up because of that kiss? he hopes not. hifumi's just that naturally clingy, so doppo's used to it by now. ]
Shh, I'll get us both dinner. [ strokes his soft hair again, shhhh ] Not gonna leave you, so don't worry.
[there's a little sigh and he's automatically leaning into doppo's touch without so much as hesitating, his shoulders relaxing as the reassurance seems to penetrate the fog of sleepiness. but his arms still don't pull back - rather he blinks his eyes open just enough to yawn and pull himself closer again so he can let his head fall on doppo's lap, apparently unintentionally thwarting his attempt at escape]
Is it time to get up already...
[and he sighs a little bit again even as he tries to get his gaze to focus up on doppo's face]
You're so unfair... You wanna nap and then get up before me...!
[yet even as he says it, a smile pulls at the edge of his lips because at the end of the day he's fond of doppo in every single scenario anyway]
[ sigh. consider this hifumi's cat mode then. doppo'll stroke more of those golden locks of his with one hand while his other hand reaches for the phone on the bedside table. ]
You hungry? I could get us some room service...
[ this is getting way too domestic, it's painful. ]
[it's super domestic and therefore hifumi is more than pleased with it, thanks. he's always on cloud nine when doppo is relaxed enough to be able to not only accept his rampant affection but also give some in return. he gradually finds himself waking up even as he leans into doppo's touch]
You wanna? We can go out too... I'll get dressed and everything again - we can take a walk along the beach...!
[ hey, when is the doctor coming in to join them again? because doppo's getting some serious cavities over here. it's just a walk down the beach tho?? just guys being dudes who are supposed to be married. no big deal.
so with a nod: ] Sure. Could use some fresh air.
[ 'cause everything smells like roses right now, bleh. he carefully removes himself from hifumi, lifting his head up a bit before settling him down on the mattress again, then goes off to wear the stuff again in the closet.
hifumi's jacket is right there though... is he going to wear that the entire time they're here? the temptation to hide it somewhere for a while is rising, but it might actually put a damper on their entire trip, so he doesn't. he'll be fine, doppo's used to circumvent any ladies that come their way when they're together. outside the host club, that is. ]
[nice!! fresh air and a nice walk with doppo and delicious food for dinner!!! hifumi is energized just by the thought even as he smiles and streeeeetches out once he has the bed all to himself, laughing even as he softly declares:]
Yayyyy! ♥
[he's delighted. even as he rolls over to his front and does another stretch because even an hour and a half nap makes him feel all lazy]
We'll have to take loads and loads of pictures for Sensei so he can feel like he was here with us too!
[and then he'll leap off the bed, going to join doppo in the closet, gently hipchecking his best friend playfully as he goes - though he seems to be having the same thought as his eyes fall on his suit jacket]
Hmm... do you think there's a lot of ladies out here...?
[ normally doppo doesn't mind the casual skinship but he's been a little self-conscious about it lately, especially now that they're "married". it's weird and he feels a little bad since he's used to it in their twenty decades of being practically joined at the hip
and now he feels worse at having to drag hifumi out for some food and fresh air. it's not too late for him to change his mind and order room service instead, but at the same time he can't keep hifumi here forever. he'd die. doppo doesn't want to lie to him either, so - ]
W-We'll just go grab dinner first. Just the two of us. [ GUSY BEING DUDES ] Then later we can go... go walk by the beach. Just the two of us.
[ why does he keep saying that. his plans are so romantic though, doppo didn't know he had it in him this whole time. but no, they've done this thousands of times before, so it shouldn't feel any different, goddammit!!!!! ]
And then Hifumi will pause as he turns to face Doppo and just... watches him for a moment - before brightening up immediately and laughing.]
Just the two of us? Really? Say it again - I always want to hear it! That makes me really happy, you know?
[JUST THE TWO OF THEM - but he looks away from his suit jacket then and just moves to retrieve some of his other clothes. Given how long that they've known each other, he's pretty careless as he's already shrugging off the silk robe and picking up one of his shirts to slip into instead.
And he looks back to Doppo, winking shamelessly.]
You're really getting into the spirit of the honeymoon, Doppo. Will we have fun when we get back to the hotel after too?
[ doppo was also in the middle of putting his shirt on until he sees the wink, and plans of having more fun in the hotel, and he's just - ]
Look who's talking! W-We don't have to do that while we're here, Hifumi! That's just pushing it! [ where is jakurai to pull both their heads out of the gutter. sigh. ] ...Let's just go before I change my mind.
[ and he grabs hifumi's wrist and pulls him out of the closet and out the door, making sure to grab the key on the way out. quickly and hurriedly, so that hifumi won't think of going back to retrieve his suit jacket and to evade the women who are inevitably also here in this floor, on their honeymoon with their spouses. at least those people are actually spoken for, whereas hifumi just popped the question and doppo just said yes like a dumbass and -
okay, elevator's here, time to pull hifumi in and rest against the wall as they make their descent towards the lobby.
[true to form, hifumi's just laughing on the way out. getting that kind of reaction from doppo is hilarious. teasing his best friend really has so many perks? sure, he made the decision for them to pull this kind of thing when he was in host mode, but even normal hifumi is 100% okay with it.
... he's less okay with the women that he sees wandering around, and whereas doppo grabbed his wrist, hifumi automatically latches onto him with both his hands. he sticks close even as he tries not to make eye contact with any of the women around, and by the time they make it to the elevator he's gonna end up clutching onto doppo's arm and burying his face in his shoulder]
[ doppo must look so stupid with hifumi clinging on to him like this, and not even in a sexy nor cute way like how actual husbands should be doing. instead they both resemble two lost boys cowering at the corner of the elevator; the passengers that come in and out of said elevator can only shoot weird looks at the pair for a few seconds before going back to their business.
he's not planning of letting go of hifumi's hands anytime soon enough, even when they manage to get to the hotel lobby in one piece. it's like holding onto a lifebuoy during a storm. though he has to be the bigger man here, so he clears his throat a little - ]
[it helps a little when the space they're in with women isn't quite so enclosed - and so he relaxes a fraction as they wander out to the hotel lobby. his hands remain in doppo's because he can't think of anywhere else he'd rather they be, and he takes a breath in and out just for steadiness.
and as he focuses in on doppo and no one else, he regains some of his usual peppiness, like flicking a switch to a light]
Something we can't get back home, obviously!! [he squeezes doppo's hands excitedly] A luau? Do you think they'd have one of those whole pigs out?! Doppo, maybe we can learn how to hula...!
[though - ]
Oh, but I'd want to take Sensei to that...
[do jakurai's hips lie? further investigation required]
D-Don't just make plans for Sensei while he's not here yet?!
[ he image of esteemed doctor and former member of the legendary TDD jakurai jinguuji doing the hula complete with glass skirt and flower crown is more than a tad amusing, but doppo bites his tongue to prevent himself from laughing. he respects sensei that much............ ]
But yeah, I... have never had roast pig before. [ something like that's too luxurious for doppo's budget, but now that they're here on their """"honeymoon""", ] Let's go get some, then.
[ it's just lechon, right. shouldn't be too hard to find. ]
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and it's why all of this must be some kind of joke to him. hifumi just... can't be serious about wanting to get married like this. he just can't. ]
There's a difference between being friends for as long as you could remember and being married, dumbass. The latter's like... being roommates forever and over with one another. With a ring attached.
[ and hifumi deserves more than that!!! but ah well, the stupidass has a point. doppo's too tired to argue with hifumi at this point, his hands reaching up to hold hifumi's wrists to keep him there instead of pushing him off. it's still a wonder how hifumi's loud presence always manages to calm doppo down from a freakout but so long as he doesn't wear that suit, it'll all be fine.
he prefers this side of him any day. ]
...I'll just kill you in the morning. [ yaaawn ] Can't really complain with this bed, to be honest. It really is made for... you know.
[ for That. which is a total waste, in doppo's opinion. what good is a fucking bed if you don't sleep on it first thing? damn. ]
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[He'll say that much carelessly, even as he contentedly moves to curl around Doppo since the other man seems determined on keeping him there. That's okay, he doesn't mind - the closeness makes him hum a little happy note that reverberates in his chest, really. Even as Doppo goes on to talk about the bed and he just laughs again, even as he nudges his nose into the back of Doppo's head like an affectionate cat.]
Is your brain in the gutter, Doppo-kun? I'm blushing, you know? [he's not] But ah - if you're going to bed, you shouldn't do that in those clothes... It'll get suuuuper wrinkly!
[and he'll just try to wiggle his hands - not really trying to free them but like he's gonna reach for the buttons on doppo's shirt because hifumi wouldn't know shame or caution if it bit him in the ass,]
Here, here, I'll help.
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n-no. making it official is already anxiety-inducing. he'll just act normal about all this and remember to tack in the fact that they're "husband and husband" every once in a while. it's nothing different, like gently stroking the blond hair of this affectionate cat he calls his friend, as he usually does at home. "husband". whatever. ]
Mm, 'kay. [ he groggily gets up, letting hifumi slip this shirt off like how a mother does to her child. maybe they should've gone for that angle. ] Let's just. Stay here tomorrow. All day. Catch up on sleep.
[ so that hifumi won't have to wear that suit all day either. navigating their way out of the hotel alone to avoid all sort of women's going to be an adventure, doppo can already see it. add more unneeded drama in his life, why don't you. ]
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[He looks a little doubtful at that even as he takes Doppo's shirt for him and moves to fold it - and he'll reluctantly pull away from his best friend in the whole wide world to go and put his shirt away. He'll keep up conversation even as he wanders over to the closet again - ]
If you really think you need it... but we have to go and see all the sights!! We didn't spend all that money just to stare at the ceiling all day, you know?! We could do that at home and—
Mm? What's this?
[a little gasp
the sounds of fabric shuffling and a zipper and
hifumi is still hopping out of one leg of his slacks as he appears from the closet, changed into just a silk bathrobe and holding another one on a hanger and waving it excitedly]
DoppoDoppoDoppo - look, look!! They gave us these! Complimentary! Come on, change! Get out of those clothes! It's sooooooo soft, you gotta feel!
[HE'S SO HYPE TO BE MOSTLY NAKED WITH HIS BESTIE]
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[ DOPPO'S ALREADY SET TO NAP, HIFUMI... but fine, he's getting up, taking the bathrobe from hifumi's hands and
did he really strip off all his clothes. hhh, scrubs face. he's taking off his clothes to put it on, sure, but he's gonna run back to flop on the bed again for a rest!! in his underwear!!! it's what he deserves, dammit!
but oh man, this silky bathrobe combined with the fuwa-fuwa bed... this is truly heaven. doppo's going to deadass sleep on heaven itself. yes. ]
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[he hums happily even as he moves to pick up doppo's clothes and put them away!! he's gonna be meticulous about this because the room is so nice!!! he has to make sure it stays that way!
and then he's going to run back to bed and dive right in, snuggling riiiight in next to doppo because personal space doesn't exist]
Sweet dreams, hubby! ♥ [he's getting into this way too easily,
but he presses a quick kiss to the top of doppo's head before settling them both in for sleep because if doppo is gonna go to bed then so is hifumi!!]
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and sweet kisses come with sweet dreams, apparently. fast-forward to like, an hour and a half later, and doppo's... a lot more rested than he'd had in literal years, holy shit. he sits up in bed, rubbing at his eyes before looking down at his snoozing partner (husband) and -
uh. maybe he should play up the husband act too? hifumi's already gone overboard with this marriage schtick that he's all but playing for two at this point - still. it's not everyday he gets to see hifumi with such a peaceful expression on his face, so don't mind if he just... leans in for a peck on the cheek... there.
uwah, he's feeling it, the married life. it's sappy and gross as hell, and he's got to snap out of it pronto - ah, right. dinner. room service would do for now, as much as he'd rather want to go out to eat, but hifumi and his well-being should always come first, so. gotta be careful in not waking hifumi up so that he can sneak in a phonecall. yes. ]
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but the combination of that, plus doppo shifting around, manages to do the trick. he mumbles a little tiredly but is still stubbornly refusing to open his eyes even as his hands feel around for where the warm mass of his best friend went. he's definitely aiming to wrap his arms around doppo's middle before he gets too far
whiiiiiining even in his sleep]
Doppo...........
[is he still dreaming or half-asleep who can say]
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but the sound of hifumi whining and his arms wrapping around his waist stops doppo in his tracks, thankful that hifumi's too groggy to note the redness in his face. did he wake up because of that kiss? he hopes not. hifumi's just that naturally clingy, so doppo's used to it by now. ]
Shh, I'll get us both dinner. [ strokes his soft hair again, shhhh ] Not gonna leave you, so don't worry.
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[there's a little sigh and he's automatically leaning into doppo's touch without so much as hesitating, his shoulders relaxing as the reassurance seems to penetrate the fog of sleepiness. but his arms still don't pull back - rather he blinks his eyes open just enough to yawn and pull himself closer again so he can let his head fall on doppo's lap, apparently unintentionally thwarting his attempt at escape]
Is it time to get up already...
[and he sighs a little bit again even as he tries to get his gaze to focus up on doppo's face]
You're so unfair... You wanna nap and then get up before me...!
[yet even as he says it, a smile pulls at the edge of his lips because at the end of the day he's fond of doppo in every single scenario anyway]
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[ sigh. consider this hifumi's cat mode then. doppo'll stroke more of those golden locks of his with one hand while his other hand reaches for the phone on the bedside table. ]
You hungry? I could get us some room service...
[ this is getting way too domestic, it's painful. ]
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You wanna? We can go out too... I'll get dressed and everything again - we can take a walk along the beach...!
[that sounds
romantic as fuck]
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so with a nod: ] Sure. Could use some fresh air.
[ 'cause everything smells like roses right now, bleh. he carefully removes himself from hifumi, lifting his head up a bit before settling him down on the mattress again, then goes off to wear the stuff again in the closet.
hifumi's jacket is right there though... is he going to wear that the entire time they're here? the temptation to hide it somewhere for a while is rising, but it might actually put a damper on their entire trip, so he doesn't. he'll be fine, doppo's used to circumvent any ladies that come their way when they're together. outside the host club, that is. ]
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Yayyyy! ♥
[he's delighted. even as he rolls over to his front and does another stretch because even an hour and a half nap makes him feel all lazy]
We'll have to take loads and loads of pictures for Sensei so he can feel like he was here with us too!
[and then he'll leap off the bed, going to join doppo in the closet, gently hipchecking his best friend playfully as he goes - though he seems to be having the same thought as his eyes fall on his suit jacket]
Hmm... do you think there's a lot of ladies out here...?
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and now he feels worse at having to drag hifumi out for some food and fresh air. it's not too late for him to change his mind and order room service instead, but at the same time he can't keep hifumi here forever. he'd die. doppo doesn't want to lie to him either, so - ]
W-We'll just go grab dinner first. Just the two of us. [ GUSY BEING DUDES ] Then later we can go... go walk by the beach. Just the two of us.
[ why does he keep saying that. his plans are so romantic though, doppo didn't know he had it in him this whole time. but no, they've done this thousands of times before, so it shouldn't feel any different, goddammit!!!!! ]
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And then Hifumi will pause as he turns to face Doppo and just... watches him for a moment - before brightening up immediately and laughing.]
Just the two of us? Really? Say it again - I always want to hear it! That makes me really happy, you know?
[JUST THE TWO OF THEM - but he looks away from his suit jacket then and just moves to retrieve some of his other clothes. Given how long that they've known each other, he's pretty careless as he's already shrugging off the silk robe and picking up one of his shirts to slip into instead.
And he looks back to Doppo, winking shamelessly.]
You're really getting into the spirit of the honeymoon, Doppo. Will we have fun when we get back to the hotel after too?
[stop him]
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Look who's talking! W-We don't have to do that while we're here, Hifumi! That's just pushing it! [ where is jakurai to pull both their heads out of the gutter. sigh. ] ...Let's just go before I change my mind.
[ and he grabs hifumi's wrist and pulls him out of the closet and out the door, making sure to grab the key on the way out. quickly and hurriedly, so that hifumi won't think of going back to retrieve his suit jacket and to evade the women who are inevitably also here in this floor, on their honeymoon with their spouses. at least those people are actually spoken for, whereas hifumi just popped the question and doppo just said yes like a dumbass and -
okay, elevator's here, time to pull hifumi in and rest against the wall as they make their descent towards the lobby.
so much for a relaxing vacation indeed. ]
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... he's less okay with the women that he sees wandering around, and whereas doppo grabbed his wrist, hifumi automatically latches onto him with both his hands. he sticks close even as he tries not to make eye contact with any of the women around, and by the time they make it to the elevator he's gonna end up clutching onto doppo's arm and burying his face in his shoulder]
Ah... D-Don't go anywhere, okay...?
[hubby!!!]
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[ doppo must look so stupid with hifumi clinging on to him like this, and not even in a sexy nor cute way like how actual husbands should be doing. instead they both resemble two lost boys cowering at the corner of the elevator; the passengers that come in and out of said elevator can only shoot weird looks at the pair for a few seconds before going back to their business.
he's not planning of letting go of hifumi's hands anytime soon enough, even when they manage to get to the hotel lobby in one piece. it's like holding onto a lifebuoy during a storm. though he has to be the bigger man here, so he clears his throat a little - ]
So. Uh. What... do you wanna eat tonight?
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and as he focuses in on doppo and no one else, he regains some of his usual peppiness, like flicking a switch to a light]
Something we can't get back home, obviously!! [he squeezes doppo's hands excitedly] A luau? Do you think they'd have one of those whole pigs out?! Doppo, maybe we can learn how to hula...!
[though - ]
Oh, but I'd want to take Sensei to that...
[do jakurai's hips lie? further investigation required]
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[ he image of esteemed doctor and former member of the legendary TDD jakurai jinguuji doing the hula complete with glass skirt and flower crown is more than a tad amusing, but doppo bites his tongue to prevent himself from laughing. he respects sensei that much............ ]
But yeah, I... have never had roast pig before. [ something like that's too luxurious for doppo's budget, but now that they're here on their """"honeymoon""", ] Let's go get some, then.
[ it's just lechon, right. shouldn't be too hard to find. ]