[buzen's flustered face....... nooooo he said he wouldn't be horny........................
he'll distract himself with this very funny question]
Hmm... What if it's both? The selfless part of me wants to see you off... And the impatient part can't wait for you to come back to me.
[he tilts his head and leans in, except instead of kissing buzen and ruining his lipstick YET AGAIN, he gently nips at his earlobe, careful to avoid the clip-on.]
[hE KEEPS BEING TEASED!!! itsuki left him a love bite and now he's nipping at his ear.... buzen's eyes narrow a little bit even as he leans in to press their foreheads together instead,]
I'll look out for you then. Keep your eyes on me and enjoy the show, okay?
[buzen does not realize the psychic damage that yellow sac spider will inflict]
[so sad that he has to fix it bc buzen with smeared lipstick is a sexy look too but he'll be good and reapply it properly on buzen's ikemen face,]
Okay, now we're really done. Shall we go?
[he'll follow buzen all the way to the curtain... that way he can say good luck to the other swords that are now allowed to exist in itsuki's domestic bubble paradise]
[buzen will be good for the reapply.... and resist giving itsuki another kissy to mess it up again. maybe if they had more time. instead he just laughs and offers out his hand]
Mm, let's go.
[and now it'll be SHOW TIME!!!!! buzen will do his one on one fanservice and blow itsuki a kiss before he heads out for the actual performance
itsuki's seen titillating and sexy performances before but this is beyond titillating this is just like straight up horny. imagine if buzen didn't warn him about the gradual stripping!! wow!! what would itsuki's life be like if he didn't!!
actually it doesn't matter what his life would be like because he's still suffering anyway? yellow sac spider starts playing and itsuki's like `yellow sac WHAT' but it doesn't matter because buzen's singing something like 'DO ME LIKE THIS LOVE ME LIKE THAT' WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
anyway itsuki is truly the horny grip meme right now it's incredible. there's a girl next to him that's waving her light stick so enthusiastically and for a single moment he feels a kinship with her. has he ever understood another person as much as he has in this moment? he thinks this as she leans in next to him and whispers
'karabuzen'
and for a moment itsuki's like ??? before realizing what this weird name combination means -- karabuzen... KARABUZEN??? (shouldn't that be buzenkara) WHERE?? HOW??? Itsuki sees love everywhere but he doesn't understand this particular pairing, light stick girl is officially dead to him
but before he can start a fight with an npc buzen strips down to his crop top and itsuki forgets everything besides this moment, oh god oh geezus there's a difference between seeing Buzen smile in a crop top at him vs Buzen running around energetically and dancing in a crop top. the difference here is so big that he has to think about it very deeply for the rest of this performance while lightstick girl and her friends talk about how cute buzen is and how perfect he'd be with kara.... HELL ON EARTH]
[anyway he'll come backstage as soon as the performance is over and very sweetly congratulate the other swords, ('you were very sexy out there, matsu' matsu: ???? ???) before just nyooming in to hug buzen, he's super sweaty but itsuki doesn't care if he doesn't hold buzen then he'll DIE!!]
Buzen...!
[HE'S HUGGING BUZEN AND HE FEELS LIKE HE'S GONNA DIE ANYWAY]
You were -- [spins roulette for words because his brain isn't functioning at the moment] amazing out there!
[well. buzen loves performing. it's fun! you know, to sing songs about spiders, and to run around a lot!
that's the extent of what he's thinking about, really. being able to hear all the screams and the cheers of the people who came to see him make him happy, and there is something exhilarating about experiencing it with all his friends. if this is the sight that kotegiri loves to see, then he feels like he understands it a little bit better.
but he's just as happy to see itsuki, really. when he heads backstage, he's got a small towel around his shoulders, wiping at his face because honestly buzen is normally the type who'll lift the front of his shirt to wipe at his sweat but he has.... so little shirt... to wipe with....
he hugs itsuki back immediately, laughing as he presses a quick kiss to his mouth]
Itsuki considers putting his hands on Buzen's shoulders and saying 'i wish we had sex before the concert' but even he has limits on how horny he can be on main,
he'll hand him a water bottle... itsuki's face sure is flushed for someone who didn't do anything during the performance except watch,]
Mm, I did. That was different from anything I've ever seen before... And I got to see another side of you, so I'm happy.
[he also learned that buzen will be on shipping charts no matter what]
[it would be funnier if there are other swords there yeah]
Haha.
[hahaHAHAHAHAAHahahHAhAHAHA]
Everyone was really enthusiastic! [maybe TOO ENTHUSIASTIC] The girl sitting next to me reminded me of Kazu-kun. You know, well-meaning, but delusional...!
anyway getting tails 3 times in a row is a sign that itsuki gets to get laid.................................. so there's no one else in the dressing room. i. wait. did itsuki bring lube imagine if he ends up cucking himself at this point]
but buzen is just going to laugh a little at that even as he goes to check his own reflection in a mirror, trying to at least make himself less immediately sweaty]
Shipping... oh, a relationship between us? [he looks like he's thinking about it...]
[stop something could still happen maybe all the lights go off -- maybe buzen is so hungry he'd rather eat something first -- maybe the great citadel invasion happens except it's during a myu
WHY IS THIS HIS ANSWER?]
I mean, [he's not wrong??] I definitely wouldn't say yes...
[he gets another fresh towel for buzen,]
But it's not like you -- love him, right? [perhaps itsuki cockblocks himself with his own jealousy]
[HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY but buzen is just going to blink at that before laughing and shakes his head. he takes the other towel - but he'll hold it between his hands, looping it around the back of itsuki's neck instead to gently guide him closer. once he's close enough, buzen will make the rest of the distance between them disappear with a kiss, soft and sweet]
I care about him the same way I care about my other comrades. [it's probably a type of love, and loyalty,]
... I know. I guess I just like hearing you say it.
[a little bashfully... and he leans in for another kiss.
the towel feels fuzzy against his neck and buzen's lips feel soft against his mouth. the lipstick tastes bitter, but he doesn't let that deter him from falling into a deeper kiss, or to bracket buzen in with his hands on either side of the dressing room table,]
You were all brilliant, but my eyes were on you the entire time.
[just like hearing it.... buzen just laughs a little bit at that, even as he's quick to follow up with smaller, shorter kisses even as he speaks against itsuki's mouth
he lets his arms loop around itsuki's waist then, holding him close as buzen doesn't overthink being cornered against the dressing room table it's fine,]
Then I just hope that it was fun. I'm still not into this type of performance as much as Kotegiri...
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buzen flusters a little under the attention, caught off-guard]
I can’t tell if you’re impatient or making a really selfless choice…
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he'll distract himself with this very funny question]
Hmm... What if it's both? The selfless part of me wants to see you off... And the impatient part can't wait for you to come back to me.
[he tilts his head and leans in, except instead of kissing buzen and ruining his lipstick YET AGAIN, he gently nips at his earlobe, careful to avoid the clip-on.]
Good luck, Buzen. I'll be cheering you on.
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I'll look out for you then. Keep your eyes on me and enjoy the show, okay?
[buzen does not realize the psychic damage that yellow sac spider will inflict]
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forehead bump... soft,]
I won't look away for even a second.
[he's gonna regret those words so much later.... for now he'll pick up buzen's jacket and hold it out for him to put on,]
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ok anyway,]
Hah, thanks.
[FINALLY he will then go and shrug on the jacket. he buttons up the bottom of it, tilting his head]
It looks good as new! You did a great job, Suki. And so quick!
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Right? I'm pretty good at stuff like this. [his journey to be a malewife is paying off...] Why don't you leave the sewing up to me from now on?
[we're really gonna shove kotegiri aside for domestic rights huh]
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buzen just tilts his head]
Sure, if you don't mind... [POOR KOTEGIRI] I'll try not to tear things up too much, though. Mm - do I need to have makeup done again...?
[if they're not gonna bang they're
still running short on time so,]
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[so sad that he has to fix it bc buzen with smeared lipstick is a sexy look too but he'll be good and reapply it properly on buzen's ikemen face,]
Okay, now we're really done. Shall we go?
[he'll follow buzen all the way to the curtain... that way he can say good luck to the other swords that are now allowed to exist in itsuki's domestic bubble paradise]
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Mm, let's go.
[and now it'll be SHOW TIME!!!!! buzen will do his one on one fanservice and blow itsuki a kiss before he heads out for the actual performance
it's sexier than it has to be,]
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itsuki heads to a spot where he can watch the performance! he's gonna have a great time! yeah!]
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so much sexier
than it has to be
itsuki's seen titillating and sexy performances before but this is beyond titillating this is just like straight up horny. imagine if buzen didn't warn him about the gradual stripping!! wow!! what would itsuki's life be like if he didn't!!
actually it doesn't matter what his life would be like because he's still suffering anyway? yellow sac spider starts playing and itsuki's like `yellow sac WHAT' but it doesn't matter because buzen's singing something like 'DO ME LIKE THIS LOVE ME LIKE THAT' WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
anyway itsuki is truly the horny grip meme right now it's incredible. there's a girl next to him that's waving her light stick so enthusiastically and for a single moment he feels a kinship with her. has he ever understood another person as much as he has in this moment? he thinks this as she leans in next to him and whispers
'karabuzen'
and for a moment itsuki's like ??? before realizing what this weird name combination means -- karabuzen... KARABUZEN??? (shouldn't that be buzenkara) WHERE?? HOW??? Itsuki sees love everywhere but he doesn't understand this particular pairing, light stick girl is officially dead to him
but before he can start a fight with an npc buzen strips down to his crop top and itsuki forgets everything besides this moment, oh god oh geezus there's a difference between seeing Buzen smile in a crop top at him vs Buzen running around energetically and dancing in a crop top. the difference here is so big that he has to think about it very deeply for the rest of this performance while lightstick girl and her friends talk about how cute buzen is and how perfect he'd be with kara.... HELL ON EARTH]
3/3 help
Buzen...!
[HE'S HUGGING BUZEN AND HE FEELS LIKE HE'S GONNA DIE ANYWAY]
You were -- [spins roulette for words because his brain isn't functioning at the moment] amazing out there!
[YEAH!!! yeah........ yeah.........]
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that's the extent of what he's thinking about, really. being able to hear all the screams and the cheers of the people who came to see him make him happy, and there is something exhilarating about experiencing it with all his friends. if this is the sight that kotegiri loves to see, then he feels like he understands it a little bit better.
but he's just as happy to see itsuki, really. when he heads backstage, he's got a small towel around his shoulders, wiping at his face because honestly buzen is normally the type who'll lift the front of his shirt to wipe at his sweat but he has.... so little shirt... to wipe with....
he hugs itsuki back immediately, laughing as he presses a quick kiss to his mouth]
Thanks! Did you have fun?
[is being horny fun?]
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Itsuki considers putting his hands on Buzen's shoulders and saying 'i wish we had sex before the concert' but even he has limits on how horny he can be on main,
he'll hand him a water bottle... itsuki's face sure is flushed for someone who didn't do anything during the performance except watch,]
Mm, I did. That was different from anything I've ever seen before... And I got to see another side of you, so I'm happy.
[he also learned that buzen will be on shipping charts no matter what]
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Thanks!
Another side...? Haha, yeah, I guess none of our performances in the Prism were all that serious.
[he'll just gulp down half this water he needs it]
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The timing was always inconvenient too.
[didn't the swords try performing during talent swap week,
itsuki glances around at the admittedly busy back stage area and takes Buzen's hand,]
Wanna head back to the dressing room?
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Sure. Was it tiring to be out in the crowd?
[imagine if there are other swords in the dressing room imagine if itsuki is still gonna get cucked,]
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Haha.
[hahaHAHAHAHAAHahahHAhAHAHA]
Everyone was really enthusiastic! [maybe TOO ENTHUSIASTIC] The girl sitting next to me reminded me of Kazu-kun. You know, well-meaning, but delusional...!
[itsuki like 'im exhausted but also i'm fine']
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[what does this mean
anyway getting tails 3 times in a row is a sign that itsuki gets to get laid.................................. so there's no one else in the dressing room. i. wait. did itsuki bring lube imagine if he ends up cucking himself at this point]
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[brightly!!! see!!! delusional!!!
also yes i guess itsuki has LUBE!!!!!!!! IN HIS MESSENGER BAG OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP]
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but buzen is just going to laugh a little at that even as he goes to check his own reflection in a mirror, trying to at least make himself less immediately sweaty]
Shipping... oh, a relationship between us? [he looks like he's thinking about it...]
Yeah, you'd say no.
[WHY IS THIS HIS ANSWER]
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WHY IS THIS HIS ANSWER?]
I mean, [he's not wrong??] I definitely wouldn't say yes...
[he gets another fresh towel for buzen,]
But it's not like you -- love him, right? [perhaps itsuki cockblocks himself with his own jealousy]
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I care about him the same way I care about my other comrades. [it's probably a type of love, and loyalty,]
But it doesn't feel like how I love you at all.
You don't need to be worried about that.
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[a little bashfully... and he leans in for another kiss.
the towel feels fuzzy against his neck and buzen's lips feel soft against his mouth. the lipstick tastes bitter, but he doesn't let that deter him from falling into a deeper kiss, or to bracket buzen in with his hands on either side of the dressing room table,]
You were all brilliant, but my eyes were on you the entire time.
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he lets his arms loop around itsuki's waist then, holding him close as buzen doesn't overthink being cornered against the dressing room table it's fine,]
Then I just hope that it was fun. I'm still not into this type of performance as much as Kotegiri...
But it definitely gets the heart pounding.
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