buzen will just tilt his head before going to pay this sweet takoyaki stand owner who was too lost in the octopus sauce to notice this horrific gay behavior..... he gives a bright smile and a 'thank you!!' as he takes their octopi balls.....
assuming he's been told what 'hitting on' means - ]
[he thought it was a version of buzen touching his slutty thigh kimono gap
now he's laughing, HE LIKES HOW BUZEN THINKS THE EATING IS RUDE AND NOT THE IN PUBLIC PART]
I dunno... I think I'd be excited? [he'll take buzen's hand and lead him away from the takoyaki stand so the stall owner doesn't have to listen to weird kinks,
[help this is so funny. buzen will just slide the wallet into his own pocket now before itsuki takes his hand... this is a hot potato wallet with money that they barely worked for,]
Excited...? You nearly choked?
[HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HIS BOYFRIEND.... HE'S SUCH A FUNNEE HUMAN.....]
[i'll pay someone $10 if they teach buzen what pda is and how it can make people uncomfortable
because unfortunately he doesn't know!!!! he has no idea!!!!! he just blinks a little in surprise, then amusement as he turns his head just to catch itsuki's mouth with his own and give him a proper kissy.....
[please sound sorry itsuki - buzen is just going to laugh to himself as he watches the bobaristas do their thing..... wow....]
... they look... chewy...?
[he's never had a boba.... he'll once again sunnily wish the boba stall people a wonderful day!! and then reach so that he can hold the boba for them both. they don't have enough hands for this. he can't hold itsuki's hand anymore, sad]
Maybe there's a table for us to sit at...
[he will immediately start wandering off. too fast,]
[this is true and correct - buzen's specialty really is scouting so as soon as itsuki sees the table, buzen will start heading in that way. as the family is leaving, he will also greet them chipperly: 'Have a great rest of your day!!'
overly friendly guy.....
just so that he can place the takoyaki down on the table to free his hand
so he can look back in the direction he left itsuki and immediately hold a hand out to him, just in case he's feeling needy]
[Itsuki's always feeling needy... and he loves being affectionate so he'll immediately take Buzen's hand,
his eyes go down and meet the child's who also takes her father's hand at the same time itsuki takes buzen's. a synapse fires, and a connection is formed, and they both look meaningfully at each other....... itsuki like 'wait? i'm the child?' but then he's distracted by how the parents scoop up the child so she can sit on their shoulders.]
Probably. She's definitely not from our world. The only people I'm worried about are when I can't tell if they're from our timeline or not...
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the way that buzen has just started saying 'our world' and 'our timeline' like itsuki's always belonged here is both soft and kinda funny because he hasn't even noticed
but he will also take a stabby of takoyaki, blowing on it lightly before offering it to itsuki\
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mumbling...]
I bet I could be faster....
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itsuki will give him a kissy,
in that he'll press a taiyaki against buzen's lips. chu!]
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he blinks a little in confusion
and then just
bites into it?]
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and animal-shaped foods]
How is it?
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[the way he's just going to overly familiarly slip his hand into itsuki's pocket to grab the wallet]
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and immediately starts coughing,]
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Eh? Suki?
[he truly is just slipping out this wallet with one hand and just patting on itsuki's back with the other?????]
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[WHAT DID HE THINK IT WAS???]
Sorry, you just surprised me. I thought you were hitting on me.
[he winks at buzen like this won't be completely lost on him,]
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buzen will just tilt his head before going to pay this sweet takoyaki stand owner who was too lost in the octopus sauce to notice this horrific gay behavior..... he gives a bright smile and a 'thank you!!' as he takes their octopi balls.....
assuming he's been told what 'hitting on' means - ]
While you're eating? That seems rude.
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now he's laughing, HE LIKES HOW BUZEN THINKS THE EATING IS RUDE AND NOT THE IN PUBLIC PART]
I dunno... I think I'd be excited? [he'll take buzen's hand and lead him away from the takoyaki stand so the stall owner doesn't have to listen to weird kinks,
and go to nearest boba stand instead!!!]
Let's get something to drink too.
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Excited...? You nearly choked?
[HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HIS BOYFRIEND.... HE'S SUCH A FUNNEE HUMAN.....]
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[the tsurumaru kind except not bc this is significantly more horny,]
You don't usually hit on me, you know?
[actually
BUZEN DOESN'T HIT ON HIM? HE'S JUST SWEET AND SINCERE AND ITSUKI IMMEDIATELY BECOMES HORNY]
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[he's thinking hard about it... but he'll let his thumb brush against the back of itsuki's hand]
I can try to hit on you... I don't really know how, though...
[IT'S ALL JUST
TOO GENUINE]
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itsuki tugs on his hand to bring him a step closer, he's really doing this in front of the boba stall, leaning in so his mouth is next to buzen's ear]
I can give you a few lessons? If you want...?
[he'll kiss the spot right below buzen's ear and nip his earlobe,
just a little callback!! in front of god and everyone!!!]
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because unfortunately he doesn't know!!!! he has no idea!!!!! he just blinks a little in surprise, then amusement as he turns his head just to catch itsuki's mouth with his own and give him a proper kissy.....
cause and effect.....
terrible...............]
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itsuki moves his hands closer like he's about to pull buzen in by the belt loops for a proper hug but thankfully the taiyaki is cockblocking him,
that and the stall owner coughs LOUDLY,
itsuki breaks away from the kiss, very regretfully, and clears his throat]
Mm, let's put a pause on that. [to the stall owner who looks dead behind the eyes] Sorry -- we're ready to order.
[itsuki doesn't sound sorry at all, he'll never teach buzen about how pda is uncomfy]
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... they look... chewy...?
[he's never had a boba.... he'll once again sunnily wish the boba stall people a wonderful day!! and then reach so that he can hold the boba for them both. they don't have enough hands for this. he can't hold itsuki's hand anymore, sad]
Maybe there's a table for us to sit at...
[he will immediately start wandering off. too fast,]
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he hurries after Buzen, he doesn't want to become the lost child in this relationship]
It looks pretty crowded... Oh -- there!
[itsuki: buzen's so fast wow
itsuki now: buzen's so fast he'll manage to grab that table that small family is now leaving,]
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overly friendly guy.....
just so that he can place the takoyaki down on the table to free his hand
so he can look back in the direction he left itsuki and immediately hold a hand out to him, just in case he's feeling needy]
Good eye, Suki!
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his eyes go down and meet the child's who also takes her father's hand at the same time itsuki takes buzen's. a synapse fires, and a connection is formed, and they both look meaningfully at each other....... itsuki like 'wait? i'm the child?' but then he's distracted by how the parents scoop up the child so she can sit on their shoulders.]
Cute...
[ITSUKI PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR FIANCE]
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Kids? I guess so. Human children are pretty endearing....
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itsuki perks up as he sits down across from buzen,]
Right? Having a nice family like that... That's the real dream right there.
[he takes a takoyaki and blows on it a little and holds it out for buzen, this is just instinctive behavior by now]
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[buzen tilts his head, wondering for a moment before he leans in to take the bite of the takoyaki. once he's done chewing....]
... should we try to see if we can see Mete-chan...?
[if itsuki wants to have that family experience again....????]
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I'd be more than happy to see her again, but would that be okay though?
[buzen the MISSION to protect HUMANITY]
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the way that buzen has just started saying 'our world' and 'our timeline' like itsuki's always belonged here is both soft and kinda funny because he hasn't even noticed
but he will also take a stabby of takoyaki, blowing on it lightly before offering it to itsuki\
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