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Lady Lili "chad energy fuckboy" An ([personal profile] coastal) wrote in [community profile] sugarcube2015-12-11 11:49 am

test post || lili

[ A ; oh the weather outside is frightful ]

[There's a cake girl in the rain. It's not pouring just yet, but it can't be denied that there's a steady fall of precipitation.

But given the fact that Lili is from the lands of the Water Tribe, she actually doesn't seem to be too bothered by this. She's walking along at a casual pace, observing her surroundings cooly, and otherwise not seeming to care enough to pick up her pace and run to find shelter.

If you're carrying around an umbrella, she might give a bit of a judgmental glance. Tourist.

That said, a bad attitude isn't going to be much help to her in about 0.7 seconds when a carriage comes rushing by and isn't it funny how a puddle can suddenly becOME A TIDAL WAVE.]


Ah....!!

[There is now a surprised, soaked, dripping wet girl in the rain.

You should laugh at her for judging your umbrella.]


[ B ; excuse me? ]

Could I bother you for a moment?

[WHAT'S THAT -- oh it's just a tap on your shoulder. Well regardless, your quiet time is being ruined! Or maybe it really is just a demure girl asking for the time or something.]

Have you seen two women around here? One of them has short, black hair and is rather quiet and strict whereas the other.... I suppose you could call her flighty? They're my attendants.

["It's quite a problem. They seem to have lost me."

She pauses. And then she adds-]


By the by, would you happen to know anything about narcotics being sold around this area?

[What.]

[ C ; who let the dogs out ]

Eeeek!

[Today Lili is playing the role of one (1) Damsel in Distress.

Or perhaps one (1) Cat Stuck in a Tree.

Both?

As is, it appears as though she has become the prey of some rather aggressive dogs with her bodyguards nowhere to be seen. That's a bit of a problem. She's not on too high of a branch but apparently she really couldn't find any other choice besides climbing up a tree in order to get away. (It wasn't graceful. She nearly fell a couple of times just trying to get up.)

But now that she's up there, she seems to have found her bravado again, if only to bark right back--]


Heel! Sit! Ugh, how poorly trained are you?!

[Someone help her pride.]
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[Yes.......... yes she does look like a money tbh. He slowly arches an eyebrow at her.]

I expect you to climb down. Do you not possess any sense at all? If you were able to climb up, then you must be able to climb down as well.

[THIS IS JUST COMMON SENSE. He sighs, exasperated, and turns again on his heel to go with a flick of his hair.]

But jump if you want. I don't care.
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[... Ugh.

He's not really sure what possesses him to wait. It's probably the tone, really--even if he hates to admit it, there are some things that his journey with Stahn changed in him, and... she sounds distraught. It's not like he really cares, but if she's going to keep screaming about it, he supposes he may as well do something.

He sighs.

And turns back, slowly approaching the tree again with the sourest expression imaginable.]


I suppose you want me to help you, then.
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It was irritating listening to your panicked shrieking.

[IMMEDIATELY. Ah. Ah yes. That sure is Leon being Leon.]

If it will get you to shut up and leave me alone, I will help you.

[It's almost like he's being nice except no, he's being a dick.]
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If you expect me to climb up and fetch you, you are wrong.

[Hmph!!]

Jump.

[He's serious.]
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You can either jump and allow me to catch you, or come up with a solution on your own.

[So there. Despite the pink cloak and frilly purple sleeves, he really is surprisingly strong.

But. Yeah. I wouldn't have faith either, Lili, it's okay.]


If so, I'll stop wasting my time here.
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[Yeah... Leon just arches an eyebrow at that, offering up a--]

Hmph.

[--in response.

Good times!! You have no authority over him, Lili!!!]


If you are going to jump, get on with it. If you are too frightened, tell me so so I can leave.
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[You have got to be kidding him. He's just. He's just staring, because he's not even sure what to make of this.

... .... ....]


Are you trying to waste my time on purpose, or are you this incompetent?
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[.............................................]

I am going to leave.

[IF YOU DON'T FIGURE THIS OUT IN THE NEXT FIVE SECONDS--]
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[GUH.

He wasn't expecting that either, but he can't exactly stand by and watch her kill herself because she couldn't manage a proper jump.]
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[So he's lunging into action a moment later, rushing forward. They're both lucky that he's quick on his feet, because he's able to get himself under her just in time, though catching her does knock him to one knee with a quiet "oof". Strong as he is, he's still not that big.

But hey, nobody died today.

That's pretty great.]
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[Thankfully for this Moment, they both have a natural aversion to touching people--which is why as soon as she's settled, he's putting her on the ground. He doesn't drop her, no, but he also isn't waiting for her to regain her feet.

And then he stands, brushing himself off and fixing his hair, if only to give his hands something to do.]


... It doesn't matter.

[Don't... apologize, it makes him feel awkward and strange.]

I said that I would catch you, and I did. It isn't as though it was trouble for me to do so.

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