meme || call me out

[sunshowered]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

✪ refer to the list above for active muses. ✪ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ✪ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ✪ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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[webswinger]

... Are you for real? Who've you got?

[He totally doesn't understand where this guy is even from. What kind of city promotes this kind of thing? Peter has to deal with slander every time he so much as turns on the TV-]

Yep, called it. He's totally full of himself. How can you not be when you force people to call you 'super' every time they say your name?

[daysaver]

[ . . . There's no hiding the confusion on his face because-]

Whoa. Uh... not vintage.

SHIELD upgrade? How come I didn't get one? Even as a farewell present?

[Fury's totally playing favorites, isn't he.]

[demoenic]

[ Oichi regards him-- not with surprise, but apology. He has so many things to worry about, and she'd rather not be one of them, but with her fingers hooked on a snarl... she pauses. ]

... This is something Ichi cannot conquer.

[straying]

[For some reason, she doesn't even need to ask who - but she just laughs.]

Uh-oh. I can't remember the last time Matthew had a good idea. Lay it on me.

[counterterrorism]

[...okay yeah something's definitely Not Quite Right here. It's too early for a headache, but she thinks she can feel one brewing. It's not like she can just ask "how much of a past do we have?"

Except well. Maybe she can.]

Not quite. I'm not an agent of SHIELD anymore either. And we all know Fury doesn't give going away presents, stingy bastard. [She's affectionate, of course, because SHIELD was her first gig, but wow if Clint thinks she's still a SHIELD agent....]

I can't believe I'm asking this, but--how much history do we have together, Clint?

[tokugawa]

[ . . . oh. Hm. He regards the issue in her hands for a moment before humming thoughtfully.]

Shall we go down to the market then? I imagine a brush would be better suited for this task and less of a strain on your fingers.

[aspiring]

—and I agreed mainly because he was in a weird mood and I got caught up in it!

[daysaver]

[ . . . uh.

'Well enough for me to appreciate new uniforms and to know that you're pretty good with a staff - no innuendo intended.'

Nnnnnoooo, doesn't sound that good.]

You... used to be my pilot? And I'm kind of a bad influence but for the record you were totally willing to come along on the infiltration with me - even if you were a mole for Fury the entire time.

Am I supposed to recap the whole Skrull thing too because I really don't have the details on that one.

[straying]

Yeah, I know, he's a stupidly infectious influence.

So what did you do? Kiss and make up after years of bickering?

[aspiring]

[asldjaskldasd

JUST. A FLAT LOOK.]

Saaaaaya-chan.

[idiosyncrasies]

Bruce Wayne, Gotham's very own Paris Hilton.

[ THAT'S A LIE because Dick is the Paris Hilton of Gotham. He was even called that once. ]

...I don't think that's how it worked out, but he is pretty super. [ fanboy alert. ] The Metropolis papers are all over him.

[webswinger]

.... Never heard of Bruce Wayne, never heard of Gotham but alright. Paris Hilton. Except I assume Bruce wears less pink and miniskirts but if he doesn't whatever, I don't judge-

[Yes, he can feel the fanboy radiating off of you - but just going to roll his eyes. Not that. You can see.]

Uh-huh. Only good things for Superman, I'm assuming.

[demoenic]

[ ... Now there's a thought. But also a problem. ]

Lord Happy shouldn't have to go.

[idiosyncrasies]

[ Oh. Now that is a scarring image. His adoptive father in pink. Pink is too nice of a colour for someone like Bruce. ]

I don't know. Everyone loves a scandal. One about Superman? It's always popular. [ He wants to say 'especially when he loses his cool' but saying something like that in public probably isn't cool. Another thing he would say is 'might even be true' in a joking manner, but Batman doesn't joke. Often. ] Either way, not an original name. Less so than us animals, even.

[counterterrorism]

[why is there always a skrull thing?

That's her first thought. Because uh. No. She's so done with skrulls!!!

...Ahem. Right. So. Not married, not dating, she can work with that, that's so much less awkward.]

Oh, good. I can work with that.

[...uh.]

So, yeah. Hi, Clint. What's up?

[Bobbi he asked for answers, c'mon now.]

[tokugawa]

Mmm...? Do you not want me to, Lady Oichi?

[Because he'd really be happy to! But... if she doesn't want him around...]

If you'd like, I could ask Tadakatsu or another to accompany if you'd prefer their company.

[daysaver]

[ . . . ]

Yeah, I'm not feeling any better about this.

[His fingers may or may not be tightening around the grip of his bow again-]

What do you know exactly?

[straying]

[Tilting her head.]

Whaaaat? Totally valid guess.

[webswinger]

[Hey, then don't say Paris Hilton-

But then Peter is just sighing and shrugging.]

Yeah. I mean, I have no one else to compare - villains aren't much better. Last one I heard of was going around called The Lizard but I definitely preferred Godzilla. Didn't catch on.

[idiosyncrasies]

[ He's outright cringing at that. The Lizard. ]

I'm suddenly reminded of Manbat.

[ And that there's a criminal at their feet while they idly chit chat. Whatever, he can wait. Damian should be proud, at least. What a joke, Damian's never proud of him. Or at least doesn't like to show it. ]

[aspiring]

Saya-chan, kindly get your mind out of wherever it is.

[counterterrorism]

[....psh. She just props her hands on her hips, now that she knows that this is still Clint (vintage or not).]

Lots of things. First and foremost, I'm definitely not from this universe.

...Even though the Skrull thing seems to keep happening to me and I'm not sure how to feel about that.

[webswinger]

[ . . . Peter is silent for a long while at that.]

Please tell me that was a poorly executed joke. No one actually calls themselves that-

[Yeah it would seem that the police are taking their sweet time showing up to the scene. Peter's kind of just waiting at this point. He doesn't have that many superbuddies so why not chat a bit?]

[straying]

My mind is hoping that you and Matthew really get along one day! You know, without trading insults.

That's all.

[daysaver]

... "This universe", huh. Is this like time shenanigans? Parallel dimensions and all that? What did you do - spit on Kang the Conquerer?

[In which case he has no idea what kind of universe she comes from and he's on edge all over again. Why did this happen to him?]

But hey, maybe Skrulls like the taste of your blood or something. [Clint, that's vampires.]