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[sometimes when you're an old man your only saving grace is that you are very beautiful]

Hmm... No, I believe it is somewhere we can get a snack?

[he doesn't know what froyo is either but it's fine. mikazuki will amble down the street, stopping by random mannequins dressed like this i don't even understand techwear i don't think grandpas will]

Is this what is currently in fashion now?

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I... suppose so.

[ tsuru tends to go for lighter colors, so he just tilts his head as he looks it over and then go to walk into the store. ]

Mikazuki, let's go become stylish.

[ them walking in while wearing suits is funny ]

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[yea they're gonna go through multiple fashion trends today]

Very well, very well.

[do you think anya and karkat are in this store]

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[ they are i just decided this

but tsurmaru will walk in first now, and will walk up to the first giant jacket that he lays his eyes on. he points to it. ]

Fashion!

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Fashion!

[he repeats before wandering over to the rack that houses the giant jackets? he'll peruse through them before finding one that's a lighter gray. compromises. and then he'll hold up between his fingers]

Shall we trade roles a moment?

[anya is also somewhere, wearing a giant jacket so that they can take pics and put it on instagram. karkat needs a matching one]

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[ karkat is probably in the middle of a rant at the moment

but tsuru laughs at that, and then starts to shrug off his suit jacket. ]

Of course. We need to change things up.

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[is it about black is king

but mikazuki will collect tsuru's suit jacket, draping it neatly over his arm before helping fit the giant jackets over tsuru's shoulders]

So we do, so we do.

[and then he'll take a step back and begin to quietly applaud]

Wow! Fashion.

[if they repeat it enough times they'll know what it means]

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[ karkat and anya saw beyonce together

tsuru even does a neat little spin, bowing as he comes to a stop. a few other shoppers probably stop to look at them because they're beautiful. ]

It's comfortable... and large.

[ he looks so amused by fashion ]

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[they did yea. she's doing a tour stop in recolle.

but they are admittedly so very beautiful, and mikazuki just laughs quietly to himself. people are wondering if they're models? someone wants to ask for their instagram handles]

Think of what you could hide inside.

[no!]

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[ imagine their confusion over what an instagram is

but tsuru leans in so he can whisper conspiratorially in mikazuki's ear. ]

You wouldn't even know where to look to find something.

[ tsuru who is frisking you for this to be a concern ]

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[mikazuki's smile just grows at that before he inclines his head toward tsurumaru in return to whisper back]

My, modern fashion truly does inspire you to be a terror. Shall we buy it?

[he doesn't sound upset about the chaos incoming tho

to onlookers this probably seems like pretty people flirting but they're just being awful old men]

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I think it'll do.

[ he moves away just enough so that he can glance around the store. something for jiji... ]

And you? We need to give you... fashion.

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Then I will prepare myself to receive... fashion.

[he's going to be left at tsuru's whims

but also catch the eye of someone who was staring at them and just smile politely back. they hurriedly look away in a fluster.]

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[ he's going to take his time looking around and when he sees something he likes he just

hurries to it so fast




and returns with this ]

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[this is

so terrible.

it's genuinely so fucking terrible and yet mikazuki just thinks this is general fashion? so he just tilts his head to the side thoughtfully before laughing]

I do not know how well it will keep me warm?

[but he supposes he'll deal with it anyway. he will move to shrug off his coat as well but slowly, like he's obviously waiting for tsuru's assist]

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[ tsuru is like, so genuinely delighted by this shirt. it's his favorite thing in the world.

but he will obediently go to help jiji get dressed in this thing, grinning the whole time. there's a pause where he seems to be... considering... ]

What are you supposed to wear under it?

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.... clothes?

[but he sounds more

hopeful than anything?]

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[ ... hm.

he doesn't reply. he just puts it over his shirt and looks him over.

hm. ]

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[hm.

mikazuki regardless walks forward a few steps, turns neatly on his heel, walks back. there are probably dressing rooms but they are doing this on the shop floor. people are still watching them.

even though mikazuki looks amused]

If you would like me to show more, I am afraid we will need to go behind closed doors, my dear.

[stop]

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Maybe later.

[ stop

but he is very pleased with this regardless, and he'll at least go to tug it off of mikazuki after. ]

Let's take it.

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[he just laughs

please don't undress jiji later just for fun i'll die

but he'll go along with the help, before then waiting for tsuru to help him put his jacket back on. i hate this]

Mm, let's. If we provide your measurements and preferences to the staff, they should be able to retrieve more staple pieces for you as well. And perhaps we can shop... on the line?

[why]

[preowned]

Oh, Sada-chan does that... it was always exciting to see the boxes come in.

[ sometimes he would open them even though they weren't his because he doesn't know what a boundary is.

he picks up a random snapback as jiji talks. he places it on the other's head. ]

We should learn how to do that anyway, I suppose.

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[JIJI'S WEARING A SNAPBACK AND A SUIT



anyway he's just allowing this, even as he'll reach out to grab a pair of sunglasses and reach out to gently deposit them over tsuru's eyes]

Perhaps so. We might as well make the most of our time like this.

[even if they have no idea how long it'll last]

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[ THIS IMAGE IS A LOT LARGER ON MY COMPUTER VS LOOKING AT IT ON MOBILE GMAIL

but tsuru will blink, adjusting the erotic sunglasses just to make sure they stay on his face. it's more of a habit from requiring reading glasses than anything-- although he now realizes belatedly he probably doesn't need those anymore? odd. ]

I have a growing to do list, actually.

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[oh it autorefit into the screen when i pasted it oh well

anyway! mikazuki will go forth and guide them to the cashier for their stupid purchases, including the hat and the sunglasses]

Ha ha ha, is that so? What more is there, aside from giving chase to your chickens?